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A Trip To Nowhere, And A Really Big Rock

All roads lead to nowhere

I had planned this adventure well before my recent trip to Colorado – Mitchell Caverns was the next to last on my Cave-A-Week tour, and while I was in the vicinity of Sequoia National Park, I figured I could cross Moro Rock off my bucket list, another hike with a bunch of steps. Is this becoming yet another obsession? Moi? Obsessive? Never. I guess I’ll never learn.

Fortunately, neither of these little adventures were anywhere near as physically destructive or death defying as the Manitou Incline. But I have to wonder why I decided to do a very long car trip so soon after returning from Colorado (one week). Mitchell Cavern is out in the middle of the Mojave Desert (“The Middle of Nowhere” defined), a 4 hour drive from Bakersfield, which is a 4.5 hour drive from home. There are places to stay in Barstow (only 2 hours from the cavern), but I’m just not into 2 star motels anymore. So I planned on using a nice hotel in Bakersfield as my base, driving 4 hours for a 1 hour cave tour, and then returning back to Bakersfield afterwards. Dumb. What could possibly go wrong with that? And the next morning, my plan was to drive to Sequoia National Park to hike Moro Rock (2+ hour drive), check out some other touristy spots (more big trees), and then spend the night at another Hilton Hotel in Fresno. Another 2+ hour drive. That leaves me with a 3.5 hour drive home on Monday. Phew. Enough of the introduction…on to the details.

Spoiler Alert – Success, but exhausted

A Cave Way Too Far

OK, I need to enroll myself in a “Cavern Tour Anonymous” program. The Cave of the Winds in Colorado likely pushed me into the obsession level, but at least it was only an hour or so drive from where I was staying, in the middle of a major tourist destination. I drove for over eight hours round trip for a 60 minute tour in a relatively small cavern. The tour ended a bit after 3PM, so along with an 18 mile drive on a rutted road to get back to the highway, I wound up driving down a winding mountain highway in the dark, battling big rigs for the left lane, for the last two hours of my ride back to Bakersfield. Ugh.

But, the cave was interesting. It is the only public accessible cavern in California that is a state park, all the rest are privately owned except for the one, Crystal Cavern in Sequoia National Park (still on my bucket list). The drive from anywhere to this place is long and once you get off the highway, you are on a rough but mostly paved road which splits off to some interesting camping areas. The cavern was developed by a couple (Jack and Ida Mitchell), who purchased the area with a mining claim, but like most every other cavern I’ve been to this year, they quickly realized there was more value in developing a tourist attraction.

The state park staff lives on-site in the original stone buildings – there’s a small visitor center, a camping area and restrooms with running water. And a pay phone kiosk next to the restrooms. I think it still works. It may be the last one in the state. Maybe the country.

There is a half-mile hike down a well maintained trail, mostly level, which has a bridge constructed across a deep wash. Incredible views of the desert. As you approach the bridge, you get your first view of the entry to the cavern. As it turns out there is one at the other end of the tour. This is actually a small cavern compared to the complex ones I’ve been to across the state. There are only a few rooms, and at the end, you can either exit there and walk back along the trail, or just trace your steps back to where we entered. It would be really hard to get lost in this cave. Unless the lights go out.

The tour guide was a State Park employee, and knew the history, geology and then some, about the cave. The features were for the most part, the same as what you see in any cave. The big difference is that this one is really old – 20 million years, and also dry. It is in the latter stage of cave life, where nothing is growing, but things are starting to break – many of the stalactites are stubbed off. You don’t see that many in younger caves. The tour guide also discussed some microbiology topics which I had never heard about and which I’m now reading about. Mind blowing stuff.

The other peculiar difference with this cave was that it was actually two different caves. The Park Service drilled a passage between the main cave, and a small, south facing one a few decades ago. The smaller had been used by humans in the past for storage, and was also frequented by ice age beasties. But since it had a south face, it was always warmer, and the temperature difference created a pressure differential, which created a breeze heading into the main cavern. This blew a lot of dust in, and also impacted the overall environment in the main cavern. So, the Park Service eventually installed steel doors at either end of the connection tunnel, Something else I’ve never seen before.

The other nice feature in this cave was the lighting – lots of it. The guide was constantly hitting switches along the way. I spent a lot of time figuring out how to capture video on the GoPro camera in low lighting, but did not really need it.

And now, for a bunch of photo’s

The tour ended about 3:00PM, and the walk back to the visitor center was pretty quick. My Forest Gump brace and new hiking shoes, made a big difference in my stability on a trail. I started my drive back to Bakersfield about 3:30PM and made it back after 8PM. If you’ve ever traveled that route, there’s a long uphill and downhill stretch from Barstow to Bakersfield. Not so bad during the day, really tough in the dark when you are tired. Most of the traffic is tractor-trailers. I was really glad to make it back to the hotel. Totally exhausted. A warm Doubletree chocolate chip cookie, followed by a couple of beers helped. Dinner was pretty good too.

If you are interested in driving to this obscure spot (there are other things to see in the middle of nowhere), here is good site to start with.

Update: Oddly enough, the San Francisco Chronicle had an article on the Mitchell Caverns in the Sunday paper today (10/26). Maybe the author read this blog?

I’ve got one more cavern on my California list – Crystal Cavern. It is closed until next summer. That’s a good thing.

Moro Rock and Gross Bathrooms

In case you are concerned about the title, I did not include any photos in this post of the bathrooms in the national park, nor will I spend much time describing them. Driving interstate highways, and visiting national parks during a government shutdown does make for some interesting and annoying challenges. I have traveled down I-5 and I-15 numerous times, and have regular pit stops along the way. Unfortunately, all the rest stops along the interstates are closed during shutdowns. That really changes everything for older folks who need to stop every 2-3 hours for bio breaks (I know, TMI). What’s definitely worse, are the bathrooms, mostly outhouses, in national parks. During one of the past shutdowns, I visited Joshua Tree. You could not get within 50 yards of any of the outhouses after a week. There was a dead zone of wildlife around each from the odor. Sequoia was just about at that point. But at least the park was open. And there are a lot of really big trees to hide behind – lots of privacy just off the road.

Jan and I visited Sequoia the first year we lived in the South Bay. I don’t remember too much about the trip – we stayed in Visalia, and spent one day in the park, just a quick in and out in the northern section. This time I entered through the south end, which seemed to be where most of the large groups of visitors were coming from. Free entry for all (I have one of the permanent senior passes). Without a park map, I had to rely on Google and Android Auto, which tends to not work too well when the internet fades in and out. But, there is just one main road running through the park, so it was not too tough figuring out how to get to Moro Rock. Why was I going there? Beats me. It just seemed like a nice hike, lots of steps, but nothing like the Manitou Incline.

I caught sight of this huge granite outcrop early on, and figured that had to be my destination. Getting there was fun – a seemingly endless number of sharp switchbacks, with lots of traffic. I eventually made it to the narrow side roads leading to the trail head parking lot, and found a close spot for the Subaru. And there was one of those toxic outhouses there. Safe for guys only.

Moro Rock is definitely one of the most interesting hikes I’ve been on. I do not know much about the history of the trail construction, but some genius engineer made a 5th-class rock climb into a relatively easy, family oriented hike to one of the most stunning overlooks I’ve been to. Sort of like Half-Dome with training wheels. There are 400 steps plus ramps, and railing going up 300’ to a narrow slice of granite, with absolutely incredible views of the surrounding peaks and lower valleys. It is a challenge for some since you are hiking at 6000’, and the exposure probably scares some folks off. But there were gobs of people, some with small children, making their way up to the top.

After spending time at altitude in Colorado, this was a snap for me, especially with my Forest Gump brace and brand new hiking shoes. Having a stable base really helps. It was amazing on top – very narrow, with a line of people waiting to take selfies and group shots at the narrow end. What amazed me was the warning sign on the railings.

Was this really necessary? They might have just posted a sign. “Don’t jump off the edge -you will die”.

I spent a lot of time taking in the view. It was stunning. I had a strange moment or two, but I’ll describe that in the journal. Overall, a great hike. The view from the top was beyond impressive.

I was pretty much ready to head back home after making it down through the crowd heading up. I stopped at a few of the tourist spots, and shot a few pictures of the big trees. Definitely more of them here than in the state park I visited a few weeks ago. What was also amazing were the burned areas – there are huge sections of torched forest throughout the park. Most of the sequoias have burn marks at the base of the trees. The Forest Service and fire crews did an amazing job of saving these incredible trees.

I had booked a hotel in Fresno when I scheduled this trip, thinking that I would be too pooped from hiking to drive the 4 hours back home from Sequoia. Smart move on my part. I was doing OK and made it to the hotel by 5PM, but I was still tired from all the driving back and forth to the cave. And this turned out to be a really nice hotel. I did not have breakfast or lunch that day, other than a bag of M&M’s, so I made up for lost time at the bar. I do not usually include photo’s from a hotel, but this one (Doubletree Fresno) is pretty amazing.

Overall, it turned into a pretty good trip. But this much driving in three days? Not going to do that again. I plan on taking it easy the next few weeks, before the Antarctica trip in November. I need to be in shape for fighting off the hordes of giant penguins. I wonder if there are any gnomes down there? I hope not.

October 21, 2025
Back in Colorado

After relaxing and doing pretty much nothing (other than eating and drinking) for my first two days in Colorado, Thursday was the first with planned activities requiring some level of effort (other than eating and drinking). I had reservations for the Cave of the Winds, and The Seven Falls, both in Colorado Springs – about a 90 minute drive from where I’m staying.

I’ve known of the existence of both of these tourist stops in the Springs, but never managed to visit either in the 38 years we lived in Colorado. I was too occupied with activities that risked significant injury (or worse) like rock and ice climbing, and cave tours or boutique hiking just seemed so tame and boring. But now that I’m old and decrepit, the Seven Falls park seemed like a perfect warmup for the Manitou Incline since there were steep stairs to climb, and it’s just too hard to turn down cave opportunities after doing six of them this past summer. Let’s start with the cave.

Cave of the Winds

It’s kind of surprising that there are not a lot of caves in Colorado which have been developed into public tourist attractions. There is certainly enough limestone here, and there are hundreds of caves but only two have been open to the public. That may have something to do with mining – in Colorado, it was all up in the hard-rock mountains, so you did not have miner’s poking around in every hole in the ground like you had in California where gold was first discovered in streams in the foothills. If an entrepreneurial miner found a cave near the California Sierra, where there was no possibility of finding gold, they made a profit by selling tickets to climb around with candles and ropes. At any rate, I decided to do half of the public caves in Colorado. This one is located up a fairly spectacular canyon, cut into the limestone formation – there are trails going down there, but I did not explore them.

Once you drive up the winding road to the parking lot, there’s a short walk over to the visitor center….and you get to see all the usual kiddie attractions that all caves seem to have. This one even had a climbing wall and one of the adventure climbing things. All for children. Not interested anyway.

So, on to the tour. The COW (Cave Of The Winds without the T) offers four different tours – a standard one hour tour through about a half mile of the cavern, a Lantern tour which covers some of the Manitou Cavern which is connected to the COW, most of which is unlit and muddy. Wandering around in the dark with candle lanterns did not seem like a lot of fun to me. They also have children education tour (obviously not for me) and an adventure tour, which is another opportunity to crawl through muddy, extremely low/narrow passages. I opted for the more civilized tour.

I won’t go into too much detail, since there was nothing outstanding at this cave that I have not already seen in the last six caves in California. There were some nice features, and the tour meandered through a lot of very narrow and low passages which made things interesting and potentially painful at times. There was one point along the path called the Ping-Pong, a narrow, low spot where visitors bang their head against one side, and bounce over to the other. I ducked and avoided the experience. The tour guide pointed out some interesting features, like one smooth and shiny stalactite which was the product of too many visitors running their hands on it – that’s a major faux pas in caves. Any time you touch the walls or a feature, you are leaving oils on the rocks which over time builds up so that water simply sheets off of it. Once that happens, you no longer get mineral build up. More information than you ever wanted to know.

It turned out to be a nice, enjoyable hour or so – my only issue was the lack of down-lighting along many of the passages. While the tour path was paved most of the way, the light was dim in the narrow passages, and it was hard to see floor, especially when you were trying to avoid smashing your head on a low overhead. For me, with my balance issues, this was really a problem. Most of the other caves had lighting focused down on the trail, which I think is safer. I guess that’s just a sign of aging for me.

And here are a couple of photos from the cave tour – all with my new phone.

The Seven Falls (eight actually)

The Seven Falls is hard to describe – it’s basically a private mountain park, owned and managed by the Broadmoor Hotel. The property has been private since the 1800’s, and visitors have been charged to hike in to see the waterfalls at the end of the box canyon. Now, there is a high-end restaurant at the base of the falls, an elevator to get up to a viewing area, a place to buy ice cream and frozen fruit bars (more on that later), and lots of helpful workers who can cart you out to the shuttle stop if you are worn out from climbing stairs.

You start your adventure at another Broadmoor location, where you park your car and take the shuttle to the main gate of the park. The bus driver tells you there is a very short walk from there to the base of the falls. I asked him the distance. He said 20 minutes top. Uh…that’s not distance. I was not going to argue with him because he told us he was an ex-Navy Seal. Thank you for your service.

The walk was actually .75 miles, but it is on a wide road, with rest stops, bathrooms, lots of flowers, and lots of photo ops of the creek and canyon walls. A very pleasant walk.

As you approach the end of the canyon you first see one of the options available for adventure seekers – a zip line way up on the cliffs. Nope. Not for me.

Just before you reach the restaurant, you pass by a small gift shop, which also sells frozen pops and ice cream. The stairs and elevator for the viewing platform start there as well. After my .75 mile short hike, tacked on to wandering around in a cave for an hour, made the popsicle sound like a really good reason for taking a break. I highly recommend the mango.

After my break, I walked the rest of the way to the base of the falls, where they have a really nice covered viewing area, filled with rocking chairs. I think they target old folks for that area. Since I am in that targeted demographic (old), I tried out a rocking chair for a while, pondering my fate – do I really want to do this?

Of course I did! Old but not obselete.

It really was not that bad – the first set of stairs were the longest, and I just needed one rest stop before getting to the top. With the railings on either side, it reminded me of going up Half Dome. Without the risk of falling thousands of feet down. Looking down the stairs from the first platform, you can see the where everyone sits on the rockers, deciding whether to head up. You also get some nice views of the falls from that platform.

Once you negotiate the last few sets of stairs (270+), there are a couple of well marked trails you can take. One goes to an overlook, about a mile of hiking in the sun. The other goes off in the forest to the last waterfall, a half mile hike in the shade. I opted for the shade. This trail was quite nice, but made me realize that I should have brought along a better pair of hiking boots. I wanted to use my Forest Gump brace, which only fits in what are really water/beach shoes, and were not meant for hopping around on rocks. But, I managed to stay upright and made it to the falls, and then back to the top of the stairs.

I had recently bought the latest Google Pixel phone (Pixel 10), and decided to just use it instead of my heavy Sony A7 for this excursion, so the waterfalls were a great place to try out some of the features of my new toy. Plus, it was nice not having to carry the extra weight climbing up the stairs.

Oddly enough, the way down the stairs was not too difficult – my bad knee did not seem to mind, and I made it down to the rocky chairs in just a few minutes. And then sat for a while. I was getting a bit tired at that point. As I headed back down the road, I figured I might as well do the other stair climb – it was only another 175 steps up to the viewing area. But I did take the elevator down – that was a nifty bit of engineering since they had to blast that through the rock.

Since I was right next to the gift shop, I thought it would be best to re-energize with another of those wonderful fruit popsicles again. The orange cream was excellent.

All that remained was to hike the short .75 miles back to the shuttle stop. As I was limping along, one of the golf carts pulled up, and the very pleasant driver asked if I needed a lift? She was just so nice so I could hardly turn her down. Hey, I’m old and decrepit. I’m allowed to cheat once in a while. But I only hitched part way. I wanted to take a few photos on the way back.

This turned out to be a really nice day – perfect weather, I survived a few miles of hiking at high altitude, wandered through a cave without falling, made it through climbing and descending a few hundred steep stairs, and made it back without injuring myself. What more can you ask for? (A new knee would be a good start).

October 4, 2025